A list of my what I want you to know about me.
1992 I believe speech…
I believe we choose where we are in life.
I believe nothing should be lemon-scented.
I believe ATM’s are the root of all evil.
I believe anyone looks attractive after 8 beers.
I believe Elvis is dead.
I believe in memories.
I believe everyone should fulfill as many sexual fantasies as possible.
I believe Cindy Crawford should be shot and killed.
I believe Hitler was the devil.
I believe in remote controls.
I believe leaf blowers only work on Sundays before 10:00 am.
I believe we are as beautiful as we feel.
I believe raisins taste exactly how they look.
I believe Bill Clinton did inhale.
I believe there is a sixth sense.
I believe in destiny.
I believe in taking a pillow to the beach.
I believe Michael Jackson can do whatever he wants with his face.
I believe that blame is irrelevant.
