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Illumination- Sex and Humor
Men Have Sex with Short Skirts And Marry Long Ones
How to be wife material
Oh, I can hear it now. People standing up in arms rejecting my hypothesis. But hear me out you little short skirt women because you have a lot to learn.
Women have been sexualized through time so they are attractive to a man. For marriage? No…for sex. The tops are tighter, the colors slicker and the makeup is painted on as if a blemish doesn’t exist. We go to the gym. We don’t eat. We feel absolutely worthless when we hook up with some cute guy and he never calls again.
We laugh it off with our friends. Guys will be guys, right? Wrong. It is up to you ladies to decide if you want a man or a boy. Because a real man is secretly looking for a wife and he wants your beauty to be revealed not advertised.
I learned this the hard way. I would give out my phone number, asks guys out, and even pay for their drinks trying to be Gloria Steinem of our decade. Nothing worked.
Finally, some guy tried to give me his phone number and I said you call me! And it worked and it continued to work until I found Mr. Right. You see the truth is the more someone invests in you the more they want to invest. Let’s say that again, “the more someone invests in you the more they want to invest.” This is a…
